So
Scott and I took our first cruise ever just before Christmas … a great time of
year for a get away! Carnival Cruise
Line on their ship Paradise. We had fun …
enjoyed ourselves … a little disappointed about a few things. Would we do it again? Probably … but next time I will chose a ship
that has more of what we like to do (a bowling alley, maybe? Or a cruise for
40+ year olds? LOL) … AND maybe a different cruise line … for variety (I’m sure
they’re not all the same.) Here are some
of our ‘Upsides’ and ‘Downsides’ … from
our perspective:
UPSIDE: The staff waits on you
hand and foot … literally … anything you want … they will get it for you
(within reason, of course lol)
Especially so on the Lido Deck, where they are constantly asking if you
need anything!!! DOWNSIDE: Most do not speak very good English and are very hard to
understand.
UPSIDE: The ship is clean …
very clean … constantly! From your Cabin
to the Hallways, to the Public Restrooms, to the Pools and Hot Tubs …
everything spotless! DOWNSIDE: The ship décor is very gaudy and
outdated … casino-ish!
UPSIDE: We reserved a room
with a window … didn’t know until we boarded if it would be a porthole or a
true window but we got a real window … a definite must have … at least for me …
even if we weren’t in the room except to sleep.
It was nice waking up every morning seeing the ocean and getting your equilibrium
in balance … otherwise, you might get a little off balance lol NO, we didn’t get sea sick (thank
goodness). DOWNSIDE: We had some
rocking and rolling going on every day (bad enough at times that you had to ‘hold
on’) … we were told by a couple we met (who had done some dozen or so cruises)
that the rocking and rolling we were experiencing was very unusual, though they
had never cruised at Christmastime before … usually the ocean was like a sheet
of glass and totally smooth. The only
time it bothered me was if I was walking on deck (Lido) and looking out at the
ocean at the same time … I learned NOT to do that LOL
UPSIDE: Your Cabin Steward, I
believe that’s what they are called, are awesome … at least ours was. He came by the first day and introduced himself
and said “whatever you need just let me know ” (such as more towels, toilet
paper, blankets, problems, whatever). We
never had to ask for anything!!! Our
Cabin was spotless and clean everyday. DOWNSIDE: Only one outlet (no, not like in our homes
where there are two in one outlet …I’m saying ONLY one outlet PERIOD. If you want to plug in more than one thing …
you best come prepared with a power strip.
UPSIDE: Our Cabin Bathroom was
very very clean, everyday and there was plenty room in the above the sink
medicine cabinet for our toiletries!!!
We were shocked at the awesome water pressure in the shower!!!! OMG better than any hotel I’ve ever been
in …. Surprisingly! DOWNSIDE:
Outdated and sorta old (though very well taken care of) with PINK tile!!!
UPSIDE: Food was never a problem
… available at all hours of the day! Neither
of us gained any weight! We did enjoy
the fresh fruit and salad buffets. DOWNSIDE: The food was mediocre … which
totally surprised us after everything we had heard. Quality of the food was definitely a problem
with us. I tried numerous desserts but
ate no more than a bite or two … not impressed AT ALL! Actually there wasn’t a single thing we ate
that we went back for seconds on … nothing!
Oh and don’t expect the Sweet Tea
to be well “Sweet Tea” like us Southerners make … not even worth drinking! I only drank water or wine with my meals.
UPSIDE: We had seafood one
night at dinner in the dining room … a shrimp appetizer and a small lobster
tail with a steak … and at dinner in the Dining Room (like everywhere else on
the ship) you can ask for all you want and they bring it to you … Scott ate two
lobster tails! DOWNSIDE: We expected a Seafood Buffet daily … heck we were on the
Ocean, right? NOPE! NO SEAFOOD BUFFETS!!!
UPSIDE: The Breakfast Buffet
was good … how can you go wrong with breakfast?
Scrambled Eggs, Fresh Fruit, Oatmeal, Toast or Croissants, Bacon,
Sausage, Pancakes … these were main items served daily. They even had grits … one day. The Lunch Buffets changed daily … a different
theme each day (i.e. Mexican, Caribbean, Italian) DOWNSIDE:
Never had biscuits at Breakfast … a disappointment.
UPSIDE: If you’re a hamburger,
hotdog, french fries, chicken fingers and fast food junkie … you’d have a great
feast … all you can eat buffet for this stuff …. Everyday!!! Plus they had a Sandwich Bar with made to
order sandwiches. DOWNSIDE: We don’t do junk food much. One day, I had a mediocre, made to order,
Reuben … didn’t even finish it.
UPSIDE: Great comedian shows
and song/dance shows on a couple of nights.
DOWNSIDE: If you didn’t get
in to sit down at least 30+ minutes prior to show … standing room only!
UPSIDE: The bartenders are
AMAZING! 99% of the drinks I had were
very very good … be careful though … they do not skimp on the alcohol! I had a great drink called the “Fun Ship
Special” … it was like a Rum Runner. The
Banana Daquiris, Pina Coladas, Bloody Marys were equally awesome! DOWNSIDE:
The drinks are very pricey … restaurant prices!
And the one bad drink I had … a Margarita … I couldn’t even drink it and
Margaritas are my FAV drink!
UPSIDE: Cool Dance Club. DOWNSIDE:
It was closed several nights/evenings … first night for a wedding, second night
for a reception, third night for a children’s gathering and the one night we
went it was full of young people … we felt out of place (not with the music but
with the young crowd) … so we didn’t go back the following night.
UPSIDE: If you’re into Piano
Bars … there were 3 (I believe). DOWNSIDE: We aren’t into Piano Bars …
plus they were all non-smoking.
UPSIDE: They have a great
selection of off shore excursions!
Anything you are interested in doing and at fairly decent prices. DOWNSIDE:
Even with the ship’s TV broadcast about shore excursions … it is not very well explained
… HOW you get off ship (even just to do
your own thing on shore) … that was a learn as you go experience.
UPSIDE: There is ALWAYS plenty
of lounge chairs and/or seating on the decks.
There are spaces that have constant music playing (upbeat dancing type
music) and there are spaces where there is quiet. ALL with plenty of lounge chairs!!! DOWNSIDE:
None
UPSIDE: There are
photographers EVERYWHERE beginning from the point you enter the ship … they
walk up to you and take candid shots, sometimes asking for a pose, they are
EVERYWHERE … no charge (unless you buy them) … we took advantage of most of
these. Hey, they’re free and if we didn’t
like how they turn out (which was the case with MOST of them) we didn’t buy
them. We actually only bought two. DOWNSIDE:
The cost of purchasing the photos is very expensive … $10 for one 5 X 7 print. You could spend a fortune if you’re not careful. And most don’t give you a chance to pose …
you’ve gotta be ready … snap snap snap … pretty much. (Though they did have
some ‘portrait’ sittings with really cool backgrounds … and you did get a
chance to pose properly for these.)
UPSIDE: We enjoyed our
excursion to Tulum, Mexico (on the Mainland).
Tulum is a Mayan ruin site and absolutely beautiful and fascinating. Scott and I both love history and historical
stuff so this was right up our alley! We
loved it. DOWNSIDE: Our excursion (which we did know ahead of time) took up
almost every minute of our shore time.
We had to quickly get off the ship, jump on a ferry (a ride of about an
hour to the Mainland), then walk to a bus (past a beautiful beach I would have
loved to have actually touched), once on the bus we travelled another hour and
a half to get to Tulum. We passed a
Mexican checkpoint where there were guards armed with machine guns (kinda a
scary site) and stopped once for a potty break at a rest stop which was heavily
guarded and gated (only open to tour buses).
So … we didn’t actually ‘SEE’ Cozumel =(
UPSIDE: We loved our Dining
Room experience every night. We had an
awesome server from Indonesia and man could he dance! LOL Every
night he called us each by our names … which was impressive! We figured he must have been the head server
because he was the one who started the after dinner entertainment nightly …
from getting up and slow dancing to joining in the conga line … it was a lot of
fun. DOWNSIDE: The food (again) … though it all had fancy smantcy names …was
just mediocre … not 5 Star quality by any means … more like 2-3 Stars.
UPSIDE: The ship provides a schedule
and list of entertainment and goings on on the ship daily. DOWNSIDE:
There weren’t many things that interested both Scott and I. One thing we regret attending was a ‘shopping
workshop’ where we fell for their advice about shopping in Grand Cayman …
convincing us the shops were 70% off retail … NOT EVEN CLOSE … they were all
(From Fossil to Gucci to Swatch to Guy Harvey to the local diamond stores) very
expensive … some equivalent to Atlanta stores and some a lot more
expensive!!! But by no means … 70% off
retail! We felt we’d been conned by
Carnival! That was a kick yourself in
the butt moment … cause we wasted several good hours checking out the shops
instead of checking out Grand Caymen … and when we were ready to check out
Grand Caymen it started pouring rain and so we returned to the ship early … as
most did because the rain didn’t stop until we left port. We don’t know what the shopping was like in
Cozumel since we really didn’t get to ‘see’ Cozumel.
UPSIDE: You can’t smoke in the
Cabins or just anywhere you want to. I’m
a smoker but I don’t even like a stinky - smoky smelling room or to be
subjected to someone else’s smoke. DOWNSIDE: Smoking areas are very
limited: outside (on deck) to just one bar where there were 15-20 tables and
6-8 bar stools, to the Dance Club, which as I already mentioned was mostly
reserved for private groups, at the Casino (if you are gambling only) and
neither of us gamble and at one bar located just outside the Casino with 4
barstools (no lie) for smokers and the rest for non-smokers.
OVERALL UPSIDES: Very relaxing. Loved being waited on. Drinks were perfect. Slept really great (good mattresses and
awesome pillows). Loved the water
pressure in the shower … didn’t want to get out! Loved the friendly servers. So appreciated the cleanliness. We can now say “we’ve been on a cruise”. OVERALL
DOWNSIDES: Not sure it’s worth the cost when the food was only mediocre … the
food was our biggest disappointment … second to that would be the entertainment
or “stuff to do on ship”.
Would
we do another cruise? Probably! The food wasn’t awful or inedible, just not
the quality we are used to. On the other
hand, I think I might prefer flying directly to an island or destination and
stay in a resort where there is 5 Star quality food and a wait-on-you-hand-and-foot-staff
(if the price is right).
(NOTE:
The two ‘real’ Margaritas I had in a Mainland Mexico local restaurant … were
the BEST Margaritas I’ve ever had … BEST Tequila ever … smooth … they were
perfection! And Mexicans DO NOT skimp on
the alcohol … so again … be careful LOL)
P.S. I don’t know how I
forgot this … MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL ... yes we ate pretty healthy (which was easy when the best food was
the fresh fruit and veggies) but we also did the stairs … every day … every
time … no elevators for us … I’m sure that contributed a lot to the fact that
we didn’t gain any weight!!!
